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It's all about family

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Eggzorcist: "Look at her. She's all over him. What is it with these women? I mean, our biological mother was obviously far too good for him and his first wife probably was too, judging from her looks - and now this. Are they suicidal or something?"
Damien: "I must say that I don't understand why you're so upset about that. Considering your homicidal tendencies, it shouldn't bother you at all. Take it as a proof that you really are part of the family."
Eggzorcist: "But that's just it, what this is all about - family! Schizo said they were outsiders, but that's not how I see it. Just think about it - if only blood relations count, where does that leave mom and dad?"

What's cooking?

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Lily: "What are you cooking? Let me guess:
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing...

Hilda: "Would you like that? I'm sorry I have to disappoint you, but this is just chicken soup for Mr. Hatter. There's enough for you too, if you'd like to have some."

Invitation

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Schizo: "Noir, I've been meaning to ask... Would you be interested in going out with me? I can't afford to take you to a restaurant, but I've got a friend who's a chef in one of those fancy places. He said we could visit him there and he'll fix us a special picnic."
Noir: "That sounds fun!"
Schizo: "There's just one thing. He's kind of big and may act a bit funny, but there's no need to get scared."
Noir: "Getting scared sounds even more fun to me."

Whispers

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Eggzorcist: "Auntie, I know you're looking for husband #7, but if I were you, I'd stay away from Wolf."
Marylin: "That's not a very nice thing to say about your father. Besides, he seems like a very nice man."
Eggzorcist: "First of all, he's not my father, not in any practical sense anyway. Second, you don't what he's capable of. Let's just say that in his family, the part of the wedding vows that says 'until death do us part' is interpreted with a twist. - Besides, he's not rich."
Marylin: "Oh... well, that changes things a bit. I couldn't take anyone that old with no money."

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That is all there is of this story. It got interrupted by a move to another town and I haven't got all the props anymore, so this story will not continue.

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