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Fun 1

Fun

Orlock: Val is back.
Kitty: Really? I didn't realize Kermit thought she was that good.
Orlock: Don't you mind?
Kitty: What do you mean? Oh, that. He had every right to fool around with her then. Of course, it's a bit different now. I hope she won't get any ideas.
Orlock: That's just what I meant.

Fun 2

Fun

Val: Hello. It is certainly nice to see you again.
Riddick: I didn't know you were coming back.
Val: It's just for a few nights. Kermit was very pleased with my last performance. How about you?
Riddick: I'm sorry, I don't think I saw it. I was working.
Val: I didn't mean that and you know it.

Fun 3

Fun

Riddick: I think it's better we forget that. That was then, things are different now.
Val: What do you mean? How?

Fun 4

Fun

Ruby: Riddick, Kermit wants to see you in his office. He said it's urgent.
Riddick: All right. I'll be there in a minute.

Fun 5

Fun

Val: Don't tell me it's her.
Riddick: What? How can you even think that?
Val: Pretty little girl, needs someone to take care of her. I know how it goes.
Riddick: You're crazy.

Fun 6

Fun

Kitty: I heard Val is here again. Did you see her already?
Riddick: Yes. I suggest you keep some distance. I don't want any catfighting.
Kitty: Hehe. Do you realize what you just said?
Riddick: Very funny. Please just behave, will you?

Fun 7

Fun

Orlock: Riddick, I think you should talk with Ruby. She's really upset.
Riddick: What is it? Where is she?
Orlock: She didn't want to tell me. She's in the kitchen.
Riddick: I'll go right away.

Fun 8

Fun

Kitty: I wonder what it is this time. Ruby should really try to be a bit tougher.
Orlock: Not everyone can be like you. And that isn't an entirely bad thing...
Kitty: What's that supposed to mean?
Orlock: Nothing.

Fun 9

Fun

Riddick: Ruby, what's the matter?
Ruby: That blonde...
Riddick: Val. What about her? Don't tell me you're scared of her.
Ruby: She was really mean. Why would she do that? I haven't even seen her before.

Fun 10

Fun

Riddick: I should never have... What the hell am I going to do about this?
Ruby: What do you mean?
Riddick: Just thinking aloud. Don't worry. You haven't done anything wrong. Just stay away from Val. I'll take care of this.

Fun 11

Fun

Orlock: Why won't you tell me? I'm your friend.
Ruby: I don't want to think about it.
Orlock: OK, let's talk about something else. Do you want to hear what Val did when she came here for the first time? Or rather, what Val and Riddick did?
Ruby: Don't talk to me about her. Wait a minute, are you saying that those two...? What about Kitty?
Orlock: She was with Scooter, so it was none of her business.

Fun 12

Fun

Riddick: Remember what I said earlier about behaving? Let me rephrase that. If you happened to do something that you consider fun and that something involved Val, I would not pay any attention to it.
Kitty: Interesting.
Riddick: All I expect is that you handle your fun in a way that doesn't lead to both of us being kicked out of here.

Fun 13

Fun

Kitty: Do you really mean that? What did she do?
Riddick: Yes, I mean it. She managed to upset Ruby really badly and her behavior before that wasn't exactly pleasant either. I know, I can only blame myself for not thinking properly when she was here for the first time.
Kitty: I wasn't going to say anything.

Fun 14

Fun

Kitty: Hi Val. I heard you're back. How can I help you?
Val: My costume needs some repairing. Piggy said you would take care of that.
Kitty: Sure. That's what I'm here for. - So, have you seen Riddick?
Val: Yes. It seems he has found someone after the last time I was here. It's that little one with red and black hair, isn't it? I saw how she was looking at him.
Kitty: Ruby? You got to be kidding.

Fun 15

Fun

Val: Why not? She's just the sort that can wrap a guy like him around her little finger.
Kitty: Maybe, but it's not her, it's me.
Val: Oh. I suppose I should have guessed. But are you quite sure about him and that little girl?

Fun 16

Fun

Kitty: Not everyone is like you. There are still decent people around, you know.
Val: I guess you think you're one of them. It won't help you in keeping him. Guys like him aren't that interested in ordinary life with a nice girl. He will leave you sooner or later.
Kitty: There's always that possibility, but at least I get to try. That's a hell of a lot more than you got. - There, it's fixed now.

Fun 17

Fun

Kitty: Marv, would you do something for me? It's a bit risky and I don't want to ruin things between you and Piggy, so if you say no, I'll understand and figure out something else.
Marv: Sounds interesting. Tell me.
Kitty: You know Ruby? She's the sort that gets upset easily. Now there's this blonde...

Fun 18

Fun

A little while later:
Piggy: You keep away from him! I'll rip those pointy ears of yours off, if I ever see you near him again!
Val: That crazy pig tried to kill me! I'll show her! Let me go!!!
Riddick: Marv, you take Piggy away and try to calm her down. I'll take care of this one.

Fun 19

Fun

Ruby: Why would she be so mean? She doesn't even know me.
Chef: Some women see all others as competition. What did she say to you?
Ruby: I can't even say it. It was so bad. I would never...
Chef: Was it about Riddick? You are very fond of him and some people may see that the wrong way. It's not your fault.

Fun 20

Fun

Kermit: What happened? Piggy was furious. She hasn't been like that for a long time.
Riddick: It seems that Val decided to make a move on the wrong man.
Kermit: Oh dear. It's a good thing Wendy is on the night shift and didn't see this. Still, it's not our fault, if they start fighting.

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