Alice: Hello. I was following a white rabbit and I wonder if he came here. Cook: I haven't seen any rabbits, except last week in a stew. But I can go and ask the mistress, if she has seen any lately.
- You're a cute one. Here, have a cookie.
- Uh oh, what did I do? Here, have another one. (Thinking: Maybe that'll make him smaller again).
- Eeek! Okay, I'm off before anyone comes back.
Rabbit: Would you mind telling me why you're following me around? Alice: I heard you speaking! I've never seen a speaking rabbit. Rabbit: Have you ever seen a carnivorous rabbit? I'm considering of giving it a try. Alice: I think it's cookie time.
Rabbit: I didn't really mean what I said. You know that, don't you?
Alice: Off you go, little bunny. And then I'll try to get back to normal again. I don't really feel comfortable looking like this.
- I think this will have to do for now.
Hatter: Oh, hello. Would you like to join me? I'm sorry there's no more tea, but you can have a cookie, if you like.
Hatter: I just remembered, I have urgent business elsewhere. See you. (Thinking: I hope not.) Alice: I'm getting tired of these changes. Although looking like this, I'll probably be much safer here.
- There's no way I'll fit in there like this. Cookie time again, I guess.
Butler: Yes? Alice: I... I think I'm lost. Butler: You better come in. The duchess will help you, if you ask her nicely.
Duchess: Who are you and what do you want? Alice: I'm Alice. I've been wandering around and I want to go home, but I don't know how. Please tell me how I can get back home. Duchess: I would like to help you, but I don't think I can. You will have to continue your journey and you will get home when it is time.
- That wasn't very helpful. What should I do next? Just go on walking, I guess.
Alice: So, you ate one of the cookies yourself, didn't you? Hatter: What are you talking about? Who are you? Alice: Oh, aren't you the guy who ran off on me a little while ago? Hatter: And why would I do such a thing?
Alice: So you're another hatter, aren't you? Do you know how to get out of here? I want to go home! I'm sick of this! I want my mommy! Hatter: Stop it! Stop it right now! I can't stand noise. Drink that tea and you'll get home in no time.
- What... where... how...? Oh, it was just a dream, wasn't it?
- I wonder...