Mrs. Hatter: "You know, Wolf helped us a great deal. It would have been very difficult to explain everything otherwise. And we would have had to explain, sooner or later." Eggzorcist: "About all these recent bodies... why is everybody always telling me 'not inside the house, not inside the house' and then go on and do just that?" Mrs. Hatter: "Well, you know, sometimes there just is no choice and you have to act quickly." Damien: "Besides, you always make such a mess." Mrs. Hatter: "Now run along, dear. I need to talk with Damien."
Damien: "Mom, where were you this morning? Before you came back with that creep?" Mrs. Hatter: "At Pennywise's grave. I paid for the gravestone, it was the least I could do. And please don't call Wolf a creep, he's really trying."
Mrs. Hatter: "You don't need to worry about Eggzorcist anymore. I called the doctor, and he gave a prescription for her. I'm sure those pills will help."
Damien: "What have you done now?" Eggzorcist: "Whee! Did you know that this stuff together with the pills mom gave me makes your head spin and your legs go all wobbly? Tee hee. I didn't. I do now. Too late, can't get up. Tee hee. You remember that song? (singing) One pill makes you smaller and one pill makes you tall and the pills that mother gives you don't do anything at all... Not quite so. Tee hee hee."
And so life was back to normal again - or what passes as normal in the Hatter household.
End of the first story