Schizo: Hello, I take it you're Gaby. At least you look just like a movie star. I'm Schizo. I'm delighted to meet you. Gaby: Schizo? You mean you're the one...? Schizo: Don't look so disappointed, my dear. I know you were expecting someone tall and handsome, but I can assure you I am every bit as much a man as the bigger guys. With me, it's just brains, not brawn. Gaby: And remarkable modesty too, I see. Schizo: Of course. It would be so embarrassing to praise myself, so I'll leave that to Ruby. Gaby: Ruby, is he for real? Ruby: Schizo, can't you just be yourself? Schizo: But I am. I just want to present myself favorably as Gaby is your friend. It would be very unfortunate, if she decided she didn't like me. Gaby: All right, I get it. You can start acting normally, whatever that is in your case. Enough of the silliness. Schizo: As you wish. So, tell me about the movie you're in. Ruby said it's a slasher. I love those, the more blood, the better. Of course Max is even more fond of the stuff, being what he is. Gaby: Max? Ruby: Another friend. You'll meet him sooner or later. Schizo: I hope you've got nothing against night creatures with huge fangs. Gaby: Fangs? Don't tell me he's one of those. Where did you manage to find him? Ruby: He's Schizo's old friend. How do you know about his kind? Gaby: Grandma used to tell stories. She said there are still few of them left, but you would need a lot of luck to find one. Schizo: We can introduce you to two, if you wish. Gaby: Two? Schizo: Yes. The bigger one and the smaller one. Of course even the bigger one is quite small, but he can be very entertaining, when he's not sulking. Ruby: And the small one is the most polite little boy you'll ever meet. Schizo: I think we lost the track somewhere... So, what's the movie called and what happens in it? Gaby: It's called "The Invisible Werewolf" and it's about a very strange kind of shapeshifter. Schizo: I can imagine. A werewolf, excuse me, lycanthrope, is bad enough. I wouldn't want to meet one that's invisible. So do you play his girlfriend or what? Gaby: No, I'm a friend of one of his victims and I start investigating what happened to my friend. I can't tell you more, that's all the info that's public for now. Schizo: I understand. We'll just have to wait until it's out, but I'm sure it's great. It has to be, with you in it. Gaby: You're doing it again.