Riddick: Kermit, this is Kevin, the lawyer I told you about. He will help you. I'll leave you two to sort things out.
Kermit: It's very good of you to come so quickly. We're in a real mess. Some national security guy came and arrested our foreign guest, saying he's a terrorist. Kevin: That's been happening a lot lately. Don't worry, I'll get him out in no time.
Kermit: You sound very confident about that. Kevin: I've got experience with scaring people into submission. It always works. Kermit: What sort of experience?
Kevin: I used to be a Grim Reaper. In the end it was a bit boring. I like continuity and in my present line of work I get to see the same people panic over and over again. It's such fun!
Kevin: So, if nothing else works, I tell them I'm going to give my former colleagues a call. Everybody knows we're here for a preordained time, but these people also know how easy it is to tamper with the books.
Kermit: What... Where did this goat come from?!!! Kevin: Hi, Beelzebub! I didn't expect to see you here.
Kitty: Sorry, Kermit. I'll take him right away.
Barbara: You did what?! I thought you hated that bodyguard guy. Piggy: Yeah, well, so did I. But I just can't get him out of my mind. This is so crazy. Barbara: Maybe you have a fetish for guys who hate you.
Barbara: So, Kermit is history then? Piggy: I guess so. Actually, there never was anything, although I really would have liked that. Barbara: Would you mind awfully, if I tried?
Piggy: What? Oh, you mean Kermit? I never knew you were interested. Barbara: I never told, because I thought you two would end up together. Piggy: How thoughtful of you. Not that it matters now. Go ahead, I don't mind.
Kermit: So, what's the story behind Sneezy and Veronika? Riddick: What do you mean? Kermit: Well, they are kind of an odd couple...
Riddick: Sneezy is the best thing that ever happened to her. She has never before been this happy. Kermit: It's still odd. Riddick: Funny, I would have thought you would find it reassuring.
Kermit: What do you mean? Riddick: That it shows you have a chance, too. Or do you want to spend the rest of your life with the crazy pig? Kermit: No... no, I don't.
Kermit: Kitty, I was looking for you. Where did that goat come from? Kitty: I'm looking after him for a little while. Don't worry, he won't be here long. Kermit: All right, but keep him out of my sight. He gives me the creeps.
Kevin: Here is your guest. He would have been released even without me going there. Kermit: What happened? Kevin: That official who came here was under internal investigation for making too many false arrests. It turned out he was himself an illegal alien.
Kermit: So what was all that teletubby terrorist nonsense? Kevin: They do exist. It seems that they had a show of their own, but it was discontinued. Disgruntled, they launched a campaign to cause disturbance and it got out of control. They have been harrassing almost anybody who has anything to do with any show.
Kermit: I'm so glad you are back. I hope you haven't changed you mind about appearing in the show? Moomin Troll: Oh no! What happened wasn't your fault at all. There is no reason to change the plans.
Penguin 1: That bird's got one hell of a beak! Penguin 2: Don't be stupid, it's not a bird. It's one of those... those... What were they called again... Oh yes, teletubbies!
Penguin 1: If he's a teletubby, where's his antenna? Penguin 2: Maybe it's retractable. Penguin 1: I'll show you retractable!
Orlock: Go away! Leave me alone! Riddick: Got a problem? Orlock: That damned beast is going to eat me.