Snork Maiden: Who's that? Moomintroll: It's Gandalf! What's he doing here? Snork Maiden: That Gandalf? Cool! Moominpappa: Good day, sir! Are you sure you're in the right place? This is Moominvalley, not Middle-earth. Gandalf: A wizard is always in the right place. Although, I must confess I have never heard of Moominvalley. What is this place? And who are you? Moominpappa: I am Moominpappa and this is my house. Would you like to come in for some refreshments? I'm sure Moominmamma would be delighted to meet you. Gandalf: With pleasure. It has been a long journey. I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
Moominpappa: Here are Moomintroll and Snork Maiden. Moomintroll: Nice to meet you, sir. We've read all about you. Snork Maiden: We can take care of your horse. Gandalf: Thank you, that's very kind of you. Moominpappa: Let's go in. I've got a nice bottle of single malt stored for special occasions, and I think this counts as one.
Snork Maiden: I thought he was just a legend. Moomintroll: All legends start somewhere. Snork Maiden: I wonder how he got here. Hey, do you think we could get to Middle-earth, if we tried? If he came from there... Moomintroll: Forget it. There are all sorts of evil creatures there. I've read about it.
Moominmamma: This is so exciting! We've never had a real wizard here before. Gandalf: It was very kind of your husband to invite me in. Snork Maiden: Help! Monsters! Moomintroll: There are monsters outside!
Gandalf: Yes, they certainly are monsters. I'm terribly sorry. I encountered a few of them earlier. These must have followed me here. Please wait inside while I go and take care of them. Moominmamma: Be careful! Gandalf: I have dealt with much worse, but I'll be careful.
Moominpappa: Oh dear! What are those? Gandalf: Were. Living dead. Nasty things, but a lot easier to deal with than orcs. Now, did you say something about single malt?