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Max 1

Max

Schizo: Kitty, thanks for calling. I had no idea Vicky was here.
Kitty: I was just trying to make Max happy. I didn't know...
Schizo: There was no way for you to know. Max doesn't talk about it. Anyway, I'm sure he'll be fine after what I have planned.
Kitty: What's that?
Schizo: I'm taking him to a party. A friend of mine is having a birthday party and I'm sure Max will love it. It will be all girls, except the two of us.

Max 2

Max

Orlock: Are you sure it is a good idea? I don't even know anybody there.
Schizo: So what? You will soon learn to know them. Besides, they are all little people. Wait till you see the house. I bet you've never seen anything like it.
Orlock: All right. If you insist.

Max 3

Max

Schizo: Blythe, this is Max. Max, this is Blythe, the birthday girl. Just don't ask how old she is now.
Orlock: I wasn't going to. - Happy birthday, and thanks for inviting me.
Blythe: Thank you and welcome. Schizo said you need a bit of cheering up and I suspect he needed moral support. As you can see, there are no other guys here. We are very selective in inviting guys to our parties.

Max 4

Max

Blythe: How do you like the house?
Orlock: Schizo said it would be something I've never seen before and he was right. It's just the right size.
Blythe: It was built specifically for me, although there are standard houses for people like us. I just wanted something a little different.

Max 5

Max

Blythe: Max, this is Lisa. Lisa, this is Schizo's friend Max.
Orlock: Nice to meet you, Lisa.
Lisa: Are you really a real one?
Blythe: Lisa, don't ask that, it's rude. Max, would you like to see the rest of the house?
Orlock: Sure, I'd love to.

Max 6

Max

Schizo: Did you see where Blythe went?
Lisa: I think she took your friend upstairs to see the rest of the house.
Schizo: Really? I haven't seen the rest of the house.
Kate: Schizo, are you jealous? Didn't you know she has this thing about guys like your friend? By the way, is he a real one or a fake?
Schizo: What? Oh, a real one.

Max 7

Max

Orlock: You don't seem to be bothered by what I am.
Blythe: I'm not. Should I be?
Orlock: No, of course not. I haven't bitten anyone in ages. I know it sounds strange, but somehow I just got over the urge. Makes life a lot easier when you don't need to move all the time.

Max 8

Max

Blythe: I hope my pets are not bothering you. They seem to like you.
Orlock: I don't mind. I've never had pets myself, but I get along with most animals.
Blythe: That's good. I think we should go downstairs. I'll introduce you to the rest of the guests.
Orlock: All right. - Blythe, I am happy that you invited me.
Blythe: And I'm happy that you came. Come on, let's join the party.

Max 9

Max

Blythe: Max is Schizo's friend.
Claire: Oh yes, Schizo was telling us about him earlier. So, you work at the theater?
Orlock: Yes, I've been there for some time now and it's the best job I've ever had. I get to meet all sorts of people.

Max 10

Max

Blythe: Where have you been hiding him? Why haven't you brought him here before?
Schizo: He isn't really into parties. He had a bad experience recently and I managed to persuade him to come. He needs to stop brooding about the past.
Blythe: Oh, I'm sure I can do something about that.

Max 11

Max

Orlock: ...and then Schizo called him a bad boy and promised to appear in his dreams.
Claire: Hehe, he has always loved stuff like that. And he's so good at it.
Tina: Max, are you really a real one?
Kate: Schizo said you are.
Orlock: Yes, that's right. I am a real one.
All girls together: Cool!

Max 12

Max

On their way back home:
Schizo: Max, do you have any idea what you have done?
Orlock: What do you mean?
Schizo: I've been asking her out for ages. She always declines. Then you come along and now she doesn't even see me.
Orlock: I'm sorry. I had no idea. Why didn't you tell me?

Max 13

Max

Schizo: I thought it was none of your business. Well, I guess it was time for things to go this way for a change. If she likes you, consider yourself lucky and don't mess it up. I mean it.
Orlock: I know I'm lucky. Even if she never wants to see me again.
Schizo: She will.

Max 14

Max

Next day:
Riddick: Kitty told me about the party. How was it?
Orlock: It was nice.
Riddick: You two alone with a bunch of girls and you're saying it was "nice?"
Orlock: All right, it was the best party I've ever been invited to.
Riddick: Curious way to put it.
Orlock: What do you mean?
Riddick: Makes me think you've attended an even better party at some point, but uninvited.

Max 15

Max

Orlock: Has anyone ever told you that you've got a suspicious nature? - All right, you got the right impression, but I can't talk about it. The charges were dropped in exchange for me signing a non-disclosure agreement. Pity, really. It would have made a bestseller.
Riddick: Must have been one hell of a party.
Orlock: Riddick... I know I have a tendency to start imagining things when somebody is a bit nicer than normally. How do you know if someone is interested or if it is all just in your head?

Max 16

Max

Riddick: Hard to say. I think that's something you should ask Kitty.
Orlock: So, it's not that easy? I thought there are some clear rules and I'm just not getting it.
Riddick: It's not that easy. And I guess you could say I'm your opposite: I tend to ignore even the clearest signs. At least that way you can avoid restraining orders.
Orlock: Did Schizo tell you about that? He promised not to.
Riddick: About what?
Orlock: Oh, nothing.

Max 17

Max

A couple of days later:
Blythe: Excuse me... I wonder if you can help me. I'm supposed to meet Max.
Ruby: Come in. I'll go and get him.
Blythe: Thank you.

Max 18

Max

Gonzo: I'm Gonzo. I don't remember seeing you here before.
Blythe: This is the first time I've been here. I'm Blythe, and I'm waiting for Max.
Gonzo: Really? How do you know him? I had no idea he had friends like you.

Max 19

Max

Ruby: Max is a bit busy right now, but he'll come as soon as he's finished. I'll show you where you can wait without being bothered.
Blythe: Thank you.
Gonzo: I wasn't bothering anybody...

Max 20

Max

Ruby: You can wait here. Max will be here any minute. I need to get back to work now.
Blythe: Are you quite sure this is all right?
Ruby: Yes, don't worry. Max said it would be better for you to wait here where there isn't so many people coming and going all the time.

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