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James 1

James

Some time after the events of the previous story:
Schizo: Good looking, isn't she?
Larry: Huh?
Schizo: I noticed you were looking at her. She's really something.
Larry: Yeah, she sure is.
Schizo: If I were you, I would be content just looking. You haven't got a chance.
Larry: You're sure?
Schizo: I'm sure. Trust me, I know these things. Or if you don't trust me, ask Ruby. She'll tell you.

James 2

James

Schizo: Ruby!
Ruby: Yes?
Schizo: My new friend here... sorry, I don't know your name...
Larry: I'm Larry.
Schizo: I'm Schizo. So, Ruby, Larry would like to ask you a question.
Ruby: Sure, go ahead.
Larry: I... um... I was wondering if you know that girl over there.
Ruby: Cherry? Yes, I know her. What about her?

James 3

James

Schizo: Larry wouldn't believe me when I said he hasn't got a chance. Will you tell him? Be quite honest.
Ruby: Well, you see, she's... how should I put it...
Larry: I haven't got a chance.
Ruby: I'm sure you're a nice guy, but the thing is, she isn't into nice guys.
Larry: How do you know?
Ruby: I dated her ex. I know.

James 4

James

Charles: James?
Mary: James isn't here right now, but he'll be back any minute. Come in and close the door.
Charles: Who are you?
Mary: I'm Mary. Who are you?
Charles: I'm Charles. I'm James' father.
Mary: Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
Charles: I'm not so sure I can say that.

James 5

James

Charles: Well, I can certainly see how you managed to get my son's attention.
Mary: I guess I could take that as a compliment.
Charles: It wasn't. If you think you can benefit from our family's money...
Mary: Don't be silly. I suppose you don't know the feline community. If you did, you would know that my stepmother is one of the richest women in that community. Why would I care whether James has any money or not?
Charles: Don't talk to me about felines.

James 6

James

Charles: Ouch! What the h...? That brat bit me!
Mary: Rosie is not a brat. And if you had talked to me nicely, she wouldn't have done it.
Charles: Who is she? What's she doing here?
Mary: She's my sister. We're babysitting while Kitty and Bea are shopping.

James 7

James

Charles: Sister? You call that cat your sister?
Mary: Well, she is actually my half-sister, but who's counting.
Rosie: Bad!
Mary: Rosie! Your first word! Kitty will be so happy.
Charles: I can't stand it when people get mushy with babies.
Mary: I'll keep that in mind with your grandchildren. - Relax, I was just kidding.
Charles: Young lady, you have a very poor sense of humor.

James 8

James

Larry: You look familiar. I'm sure I would remember if we had met. Have you been in television or something like that?
Schizo: Not in television. Nobody's been willing to take the risk of inviting me, although I'd love to be in a talk show. Maybe you've seen one of my performances. I have performed in a lot of places.
Larry: You're that bat guy! You did the dove trick with bats. It was awesome!
Schizo: Thank you. Finally someone who understands real art.

James 9

James

Schizo: What do you do? Office job, I suppose, judging from all those pens.
Larry: I work in a grocery store. I keep track of the stock and take care of the orders.
Schizo: Must be really exciting.
Larry: It's deadly dull.
Schizo: And so you wanted to get some excitement and decided to visit a feline bar. I suppose you know that felines aren't that keen on your kind.
Larry: I know, but as you said, I can always watch.

James 10

James

Ruby: Schizo, are you coming tomorrow?
Schizo: Of course. I want to see your house. Max says it's haunted.
Ruby: It's not, Max is exaggerating. Mary and James are coming too.
Schizo: James? It'll be interesting to see him. What's he like? Disgustingly normal, I guess.
Ruby: There's nothing disgusting about him, but yes, he's very normal. And very good looking.
Schizo: Oh my, should you be noting something like that about Mary's boyfriend?
Ruby: What do you mean? It's a fact, that's all.

James 11

James

Charles: I suppose I'll have to get a tetanus shot. Who knows where that kid...
James: Father. What are you doing here?
Charles: I came to talk to you, but I guess that will have to wait. That little monster bit me. I need to see a doctor.
James: Rosie is the nicest little girl I have ever seen. What did you do to make her bite you?
Charles: So, that's how it is? It's my fault again. Sometimes I don't understand why I bother...
James: Neither do I.

James 12

James

James: What did he say? How bad was it?
Mary: Just a lot of nonsense. Did you know that I'm after your money?
James: You mean the hypothetical money I might inherit in 30 years or so, if he manages not to go bankrupt before that? I'd call that a long-term plan. - Is Rosie all right?
Mary: She's fine. She said her first word.
James: Really? What was it?
Mary: After she had bitten your father, she said "bad."
James: Very apt character judgement. Or maybe she was commenting the taste.

James 13

James

Mary: So, what did you get us?
James: Cookies and chocolate.
Mary: Look at that, Rosie. Chocolate. That's not bad, is it? Do you want some?

James 14

James

Dakota: Hello. Am I interrupting something? James, I decided to pop in for a visit as we didn't have a chance for a proper chat last time.
James: Did you follow me again? Get out!
Mary: Hi, I'm Mary. Who are you?
Dakota: I'm Dakota. Are you a new girlfriend? I'm the previous one, or at least I assume so. James, how many girlfriends have you had since the accident?
James: Accident? You know who's going to have an accident?

James 15

James

Larry: That guy, Schizo, have you known him for long?
Ruby: Yes. If he was rude, don't pay any attention to it. He's like that. He doesn't mean anything.
Larry: It's all right. He wasn't rude. I guess I should have learned by now that girls like that aren't for guys like me.
Ruby: Maybe you should try to find someone more like yourself. You know, a nice girl.
Larry: Well, you look like one. What are you doing after work?
Ruby: Meeting my boyfriend. Sorry.

James 16

James

Ruby: Hi, uncle Hagrid.
Hagrid: Are you alone here? Where's Abby? And Riddick?
Ruby: Abby's in the office sorting out the orders and Riddick should be back soon.
Hagrid: They shouldn't leave you alone in here.
Ruby: I can take care of things on my own and at this time of the day everybody's behaving well.
Hagrid: All right, if you say so, but I still think it's not a good idea.
Ruby: There's Riddick. You can stop worrying now.

James 17

James

Hagrid: I heard you're having trouble with Charles.
Riddick: Word travels fast.
Hagrid: Not exactly. He told me himself. He was asking questions about you and I wanted to know why. He's otherwise quite reasonable, but there is this thing about felines. How serious is it between Mary and James?
Riddick: I'm not sure. All I know is that they intend to keep seeing each other.
Hagrid: How do you feel about it?
Riddick: I knew there would eventually be somebody, and James seems all right.

James 18

James

Hagrid: He's a good kid. He has made some mistakes, but he's the sort who learns from them.
Riddick: So, you're saying Charles has a problem with felines. I suppose that means there's no way of making him see reason?
Hagrid: I suppose so.
Riddick: Do you have any idea why he hates felines?
Hagrid: There were some rumors, a long time ago. People said he was madly in love with a feline, but it ended badly.

James 19

James

Mary: James, calm down. She's not worth it. - To tell you the truth, I was expecting someone a bit more... substantial.
Dakota: You're not very experienced at insulting people, are you? Don't worry, you'll learn when you grow up.
Mary: Maybe you should consult a dictionary. There's one on the shelf behind you.
Dakota: What?
Mary: Nothing.

James 20

James

Dakota: James, are you sure this isn't your little sister?
James: You know I haven't got any sisters.
Mary: You're not that good at insults yourself, but I understand. It must be hard to see that what James really wants is someone his own age.
Dakota: You're not his age. You look like a teenager. And who's the kitten? James, don't tell me you're getting a whole family at once.
Mary: Rosie is my sister and she already bit one visitor who was behaving badly.

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