Ruby: Hello. I haven't seen you before. Scooter: I'm Scooter. I'm starting work today. I've been here a couple of times before, but I guess that was before your time. Who are you? Ruby: I'm Ruby. I'm Kermit's assistant. Scooter: Really? You're certainly an improvement to the previous ones.
Riddick: What are you doing here? Scooter: Uh... Didn't Kermit tell you? I work here again. Riddick: Got fired from your new job? I'm sure you didn't miss us so much that you just couldn't keep away. Scooter: Well, there was a small misunderstanding and I had to leave... I think I'll go and look for Kermit. He wanted a word before I start.
Ruby: You weren't very nice to him. Riddick: He isn't very nice. Ruby: I think he seemed OK. Riddick: Do me a favor, will you? Go and find Kitty. Tell her about Scooter. Carefully. Don't get scared if she gets mad, it's not you, it's him. Then, when she's calmed down a bit, ask her to tell you about Scooter.
Ruby: ...so Riddick asked me to tell you. Kitty: That... that... little toad... Ruby: Are you all right? Kitty: What? Yes, I'm fine, but I know someone who won't be. Ruby: Riddick seemed to dislike him too. What has he done? Kitty: You want to know? Sure, I'll tell you...
Ruby: He called Riddick and Max lunatics? That wasn't nice. Kitty: No, it wasn't. Neither was dumping me just because he's a coward. Ruby: But he isn't really your type. I mean, he's nothing like Riddick. Kitty: Yeah, I guess you're right about that. Still, he was mean and rude and I'm not going to let it go just like that. This calls for a special treatment.
Orlock: What are you doing here? Schizo: Is that a proper way to say hello to an old friend? I came here just to see you. Well, actually I came to a convention and then I remembered you're here. Orlock: I'm sorry, I was just surprised. - I'm happy to see you, but the boss wouldn't be. We'll need to get out of sight. Come, I'll introduce you to someone who will be happy to meet you. And you will certainly like her sense of humor.
Orlock: Kitty, this is my friend Schizo. He's specialized in the sort of fun you love so much. Schizo, this is Kitty. Schizo: Nice to meet you. It's been a long time since I've had any dealings with cats, but it has always been most entertaining. Kitty: And I am delighted to meet you. I hope you're going to stay for a little while. Max, did Scooter see you two? Orlock: Scooter? Is he back? I haven't seen him. Why?
Kitty: I was just wondering whether your friend here would like to participate in a little practical joke. You know, Schizo, I had an idea as soon as I saw you. Schizo: I love practical jokes. Tell me more. Kitty: We'll need to tell a couple of other people as well, because they need to be in on it or it won't work. This is what I was thinking...
Orlock: That's the best plan ever. Who needs to know? Kitty: Riddick, of course. And Ruby. Orlock: That could be a problem. I'm not sure Ruby will want to take part. Kitty: It won't work without her. I'll ask Riddick to ask her, I think he could persuade her to do it. After all, we're not going to hurt anyone, just have a little fun.
Scooter: I haven't seen Kitty yet. Does she have someone currently? Ruby: Don't you know? She's with Riddick. They are such a perfect couple. Scooter: I can imagine. Ruby: What do you mean? I know you had something with Kitty, but wasn't that before Riddick? Kitty said you left her. Scooter: I did. But it was mostly because of him.
Ruby: Don't tell me Riddick tried to take her from you. He wouldn't do anything like that. Scooter: Well, he always said they were just friends, but I couldn't be quite sure. Ruby: You know, Kitty said you left her because you're a coward. Scooter: What? Ruby: She said you got scared, because she wasn't cute and harmless.
Scooter: I see you know quite a lot of what happened. Did she also tell you that Riddick said he should feed me to Toby? Ruby: I'm sure he didn't mean it. Scooter: I guess it's possible it was a bad joke. Maybe we should talk about something else. If those two are happy together, it's none of my business. - Tell me something about yourself.
Orlock: I saw you with Scooter. You seemed to enjoy his company. Ruby: I know you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Kitty told me. It doesn't mean I can't talk to him.
Orlock: Riddick said he called us a bunch of lunatics. Do you really want to be friends with someone like that? Ruby: I'm sure he didn't mean it. Kitty said he scares easily, so maybe he just overreacted. Orlock: Maybe, although I don't believe it.
Scooter: I see that little creep is still here. I saw him coming from your room. Ruby: If "little creep" refers to Max, let me tell you something. He is a friend and that's why he is welcome to visit me. Anyone calling him a creep is not. Scooter: I'm sorry. He's just, well, creepy. But I promise I won't call him that anymore.
Riddick: Did you call Scooter's previous employer about why he was fired? Kermit: There's no need to do that. I've known him for years. He's a good employee and has never caused any harm. Riddick: If he's so good, why did they sack him? I'd like to know. Kermit: Don't worry so much, everything is fine.
Scooter: Kitty, could I have a word? Kitty: You can have several. Where do you want me to start? Scooter: Please don't. I know we can't be friends, but could we at least act like civilized adults? Besides, you ended up with Riddick, so my leaving wasn't entirely a bad thing... Kitty: You were still rude and mean. Don't think I have forgotten.
Scooter: Ruby told me you're still angry... Kitty: Leave Ruby alone. Scooter: Don't you think she can decide for herself? She seemed to like me or at least she treated me nicely. Kitty: That's only because she doesn't know you.
Riddick: You know what sort of fun Kitty likes, don't you? Well, there's something she's planning to do and she needs your help. Ruby: Why isn't she asking herself? Riddick: I guess she thought you'd be more accepting if you knew I was in on it too. The plan is this...
Ruby: That is kind of cruel. Riddick: He won't get hurt. Just a bit confused and scared. And he deserves it. Ruby: Possibly. I know he's nasty to Max and he wasn't very nice to Kitty... All right. I guess it's not that big deal. Riddick: You know, for once Kitty has a plan that is actually going to be fun. I'm glad you agreed.